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unhingedchaos2025-09-11 12:53 pm
A newly converted rat has a birthday
Let's hope no ghosts or babies crash the party. Maybe babies I guess, as long as they stay on the insides.

definitely a blast š idk why Iām rambling here blabahshdkala
[ Gavin starts wriggling pretty early in the morning. He woke up earlier in the night to see Mike gone again, and as sad-slash-irritated as that made him, he knew Mike had to do his thing. His ghostie thing.
That gave him some time to get stuff ready in the kitchen, at least.
Now: yes, still wriggling. But Gavin doesnāt say anything; canāt just tell Mike to let go. Itās nice. Warm. Waking up to Mike in bed, after heād disappeared in the night, is cathartic for Gavin.
Spoiling himself, really, with all these cuddles. Easing Mikeās hand down to his stomach⦠for no reason in particular. Gavinās usually ticklish there, but not today ā or not right now, anyway. Odd.
But he doesnāt think much about it. Tries to ignore, too, that little voice at the back of his head telling him to raid the freezer for the various spoons and measuring utensils he set with chocolate sauce last night. As he does every day now. Maybe itās his bodyās coping mechanism after he quit drinking so much? Needing something to obsess over?
For a few more minutes, at least, Gavin will keep the chocolate craving monster at bay. Rubbing small circles against Mikeās hand with his thumb as he closes his eyes again. ]
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He presses his hand a little more firmly against his stomach, not sure why he's drawn to doing that to the guy, but it feels right. Leaning in close, Mike presses his lips to Gavin's ear. ]
Good... Noon, probably? Hi.
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Hi.
[ Gavin could ask Mike why heās so fucking cute, but he asks that a lot, doesnāt he? ]
Good noon, yeah. Probably.
[ He moves his hand down to Mikeās wrist. Tugging ever so slightly. ]
Wasnāt trying to wake you. Was trying to escape without waking you, actually. I like watching you sleep. You look⦠peaceful.
But. As cute and peaceful as you look ā
[ Gavin tilts his head to meet Mikeās. Rubbing against his hair. Absolutely not like a cat. Nope. ]
I gotta get some things done. Going. Whatever.
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[ Sorry, he's currently forgetting what day it is. Or maybe he doesn't care? It's not like he ever does much. Laying in bed with him is a great present already. Who cares if it happens a lot?
Mike smiles at the catlike action and he doesn't hesitate to state a similar thing to what Gavin held back. ]
You're being too cute. Special occasion?
[ That one was on purpose. ]
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Things.
[ Gavin says this slowly. Trying to imply that those āthingsā are none of Mikeās business. Supposed to be a surprise. ]
Not being cute. Didnāt do anything. Youāre the one being all sexy right after waking up.
Oh, no. No special occasion ā duh. Dipshit.
[ He sweeps his arm around Mikeās back, having failed at extracting himself. ]
Happy⦠birthday?
[ Said a little uncertainly. The words feel strange in his mouth: intimate in a way that Gavin doesnāt deserve. As if they werenāt supposed to make it to this day; arenāt supposed to make it to Gavinās birthday, either. Nor Christmas. New Yearās. Anything like that.
Not together, anyway. ]
Autocorrect changing biased to bisexual and I'm like this ain't bi even if he is
Not that I'm complaining about that.
[ He grins at the well wishes. For something he's told himself he doesn't need for years, it sure feels great to hear out of this out of this man's mouth. Probably because this is definitely his favorite man?
It's not exaggerating to say that. Probably even favorite person altogether, really. Who's possibly going to be better? Mike just plants a big kiss on his lips, not even trying to restrain himself. Come on, would you? ]
Sure is. Don't need anything else but this.
The Biased Bisexuals
Not biased ā
[ He stiffens against that kiss: a little surprised at the affection, although he shouldnāt be. Not with Mike. But then he kisses back; catching Mikeās lip between his teeth as they separate. ]
Donāt need anything else, huh? Could just stay in bed all day?
My coding fucked up real bad
You're real talented at that.
[ He doesn't make a second kiss an option, already going back in for it. His hand is still on Gavin's stomach and he wonders in a moment of distraction why it feels different, but shrugs it off. He is still waking up. ]
I'm simple, really. Don't need much.
stabs coding
I can do that. Is that what you want for your birthday? Keep you from getting bored?
[ He grimaces a bit ā not at Mike, nor the kiss. Stomach just feels weird.
Gavin bites at Mikeās lip again despite the pain: if anything, it makes him hornier. Oops. He swings a leg over Mikeās hips, trying to pull him closer. ]
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So yeah, he's pulled in closer but he leans back a bit. Studies Gavin's face. ]
Something up? Don't worry about birthday shit if you're sicker or something.
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Not sicker. Not sick at all.
[ Muttered petulantly. Gavinās not gonna screw this up with his weird upset stomach. Mikeās damn birthday. ]
Itās fine. Just bite me or something.
[ Counteract the pain in his stomach, and all that. Makes sense, right? It does to Gavin, especially once thereās a stab of pain so sharp that he has to bite his lip. ]
Fuck. I mean ā okay, okay. Somethingās wrong.
[ Thereās the tiniest bit of reprieve once he says that, as if his stomach is trying to convince him. Insistent.
Gavin presses Mikeās hand against his stomach: gripping his wrist. Gasping. Ruining everything. ]
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Okay. Can you move at all?
Let me look at you at least. Okay?
[ He tries to separate himself so he can do so, but he's careful about it. Doesn't want to make shit worse. ]
cn: some body horror ish ???
Sure, yeah. You go and look at me, Doctor-fucking-Munroe.
[ Gavin tries to lay on his back but thatās a mistake. Everything is a mistake, apparently, including being alive. Feels like something wants out.
His forehead is sweating and heās clenching the sheets because god, what else is there to do? Scream? Maybe soon. ]
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I'm going to - call someone, okay?
Just hang on.
[ His phone is near enough. Takes two seconds to grab it off the bedside table, if he's allowed to move that far. ]
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Who the fuck are you going to call?
[ An added topping of pissiness here due to the pain. It feels like an emergency, butā¦? Gavinās still in denial here.
He watches Mike grab his phone, grimacing through another pang, then heās grabbing Mikeās wrist. Pressing his hand against his stomach because thatās the only thing that feels right here: hand. Stomach. As if itās Mikeās fault heās like this, so only Mikeās touch can help. ]
Hurry up with the damn phone call.
[ Gavin only needs one hand here. For now. ]
Gonna punch something or scream in about five seconds. And then Iām gonna need you to do something fucking weird.
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[ Because he really fucking doesn't. He just makes that phone call, allowing his hand to be taken and manipulated, trying to sort out if anything feels weird under his touch. It's a little difficult with less fingers but it's something. ]
Whatever you want. Don't care if it's weird.
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[ Logically, he knows Mike is right. Itās not as if they have any idea on what to do, anyway. And yet something about involving someone else, a strangerā¦? That feels wrong. Bad.
But itās too late now, isnāt it? Gavin just squeezes Mikeās wrist. Yells out a sharp āfuck,ā possibly while Mikeās still on the phone.
His hand feels both oddly cool and warm against him. Just feels right. He brushes his thumb softly against Mikeās knuckles: his favorite hand. Gavin is normal about that hand. ]
Gonna need you to ā lay your head on my stomach. Or something. Donāt ask me why.
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Yeah, okay.
[ He'll ask later. For now, he shifts so he can position himself as requested. Sure doesn't move his hand, though. ]
cn: more body horror here yowza
[ Gavin closes his eyes. Brushes his hand through Mikeās hair; fingers along his cheekbone, jaw. Even if someone else would have done this for him ā no one would ā Gavinās assured by the shape of his face. The feel of him. The sound of his voice. The comfort that his smell brings.
Mike. And no one else.
And then the pain is, oddly, almost gone. Dull. He opens his eyes, starting to rise up onto his elbows, then ā
Itās just there. Rising. Stomach stretching to a sizable bump beneath Mikeās head, as if he were a couple months pregnant. Which he definitely isnāt. Definitely dying here. Some alien shit going on. ]
What the fuck?!
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[ Mike sits up and examines . He's careful about it as he places his hand on the bump and feels. He keeps an eye on Gavin's face to make sure there's no pain.
Yeah, okay, maybe this isn't an emergency services thing. It's something else but he doesn't know what. Is it his imagination or is something moving in there? ]
Uhhh. How do you feel?
Mikeās face LMAO
Feel... not dead? Doesnāt hurt anymore, exactly, itās more...
[ Gavin reaches down. Tries to touch the side of his new bump before he cringes. Pulls his hand away.
Itās weirdly endearing how well Mikeās holding himself together here, but thatās just Mike in general. ]
Achy. Wrong. Hungry. Pretty sure Iām dying, or something.
[ Definitely something moving in there, although Gavinās too weirded out to feel again. ]
HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING
It's pretty easy to tell when you're dying. It's a very specific feeling.
[ And he's been starting to remember it more and more, lately. ]
I'd feed you but I'm pretty sure we should stay here until the emergency people arrive.
neither does Gav but heās insufferable about it
No. Iām dying. How else do you explain...?
[ He gestures down to his stomach. Groans. ]
That doesnāt make sense. Thatās not how bodies work. What if they donāt know what to do? What if?
[ Covering his face with his forearm, now. Still groaning. ]
Itās what Killer would want.
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[ He's so tired all of a sudden. He's just so tired. But he places a careful hand on Gavin's stomach to examine. He's ready to stop at any moment, if told to. ]
This hurt? Or is it okay now?
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Except Killer is a cat so we do stan him. Heās the only one allowed to kill me.
[ Itās a joke? Mostly a joke.
Gavin nods at Mike, though. ]
Itās just... tender, I guess? Which makes sense. In a sea of things not making sense. Itās just weird. Do you think they can even help?
[ Whatever is in Gavinās stomach is definitely moving. Perhaps even drawn to Mikeās hand. Odd, that.
And although Gavin isnāt touching his stomach, he can still feel... something. A strange sort of flutter that makes him queasy. And as fucked up as all this is ā as irrational as this might be ā part of him doesnāt think heās in immediate danger from this. Whatever this thing is. ]
Autocorrect making it not Dylan and I'm like that wasn't in question???
autocorrect like oh okay we just had to make sure lmao
it's very concerned Dylan doesn't get a rat cummies bath
truly a tragedy. deprived of rat cummies
It's okay Dylan has plenty of other possible cum sources
hdhshdhdhd TRUe š
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this man is always thinking about chocolate apparently
He's dedicated to the cause, he knows what he wants
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They canāt unleash Killer on the populace
š«š¬šš¤¼ šš¾ idk also those footprints arranged like pooping?? Whoops
LMAO
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I had to use this icon because probably everyone else's vibe here
this hospital has no idea what itās done, letting mikegav in
Orderly: šæ, instantly fired
are the orderly and Tina related LOL
The orderly is her evil twin
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Autocorrect wtf are teat results
autocorrect thirsty for some malk
Oh no would he see Texts to Evil Mike
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sweating nervously about that phone
Not me calling my own other character out through Mike THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, DYLAN
the āI love youā + āGavā OOOOF MY HEART
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cn: discovery of cheating š
I had to detour to do massive research
(cn: emeto mentions) we love research in this house ššš
I personally victimized myself with the last sentence WHOOPS
OMG ;-; a simple rat tho sdggsdg
Me deciding yolo let's fucking write her
YOLO!!!!
Guess the test results weren't needed ~
ššššš the rats are intrigued
I think it's particularly funny if he's been clueless but it's been public record
we love hacker Mike missing this crucial info
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CW medical trauma details, panic over such
fhjdjf KINK PARTY
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Tests kept becoming either teats, tears, years or Tesla what a combo what is HAPPENING
Autocorrect is out of control. So is Gavin tbqh
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cn: abuse ! mentions of Grady being a dick
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CW self harm impulses
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I totally chose this one because it's gunlike
omg ;;
Me going with the mishearing suggestion, also keywords are NOT applicable I'm wheezing
Gavin not understanding Mike misheard him, because he is a rat man
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CW past SA threats
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CW past SA
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CW self hatred
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CW vague SI
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cn: Gavin thinking Mike might've wanted what Mike² did
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CW harmful impulses and self loathing
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LMAO ASH
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I forgot the keywords on this icon I'm laughing
LMAO beautiful
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How did I not get this notification
betrayed by the notification š
CW description of rough medical procedure
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I exist in rp again lol
I went trawling I FOUND THE THREAD
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autocorrect like āsirs, not sitsā and Iām like yeah
Mike trying to do something but he's drugged. whoops, novel about rat love.
we stan Mike and his rat loving. ratetry
I'm just looking at all this like remember being annoyed enough to pistolwhip, Mike. What an arc
such character development
I want you to know I'm sad I had to crop the shirt out because it had a clown
omg clown shirt CLSHIRT
Mike obtaining a wardrobe of just clown and rat shirts
truly an enviable wardrobe. I want
Considering I kept mistyping shirts as shorts I was already like ah yes Frankie
CONSIDER: rat shorts. rorts
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