unhingedchaos | A newly converted rat has a birthday

Hey yo I knew you'll want to meet up OBVIOUSLY UH It's like two am it's the only chance but I can't spend too long Happy legally able to drink in shitty America day? Too bad you left Canada behind huh Seriously who stops being Canadian and why is it us

Edited 2025-09-11 19:11 (UTC)

[ He may or may not have snuck out earlier. It doesn't matter, he's here now and crashed the fuck out. It's too late in the morning for his usual preference to wake up, but that can be blamed on multiple things.

Not that he's aware of most of these things being true. Gaslight gatekeep boy pregnancy?

He's been drawn to the warmth of his usual bed partner all of this time and if Gavin tried to make an escape at any time, he definitely made it difficult without actually waking up. If the guy persisted he'd eventually allow it but he's not exactly happy. Despite not actually waking up!

Spoil the birthday man with cuddles. Do it, you know you want to. ]

Could make Canada a lot more appealing by you moving there. Just saying

Middle of the night hook up, sure. Definitely won’t tie you to the bed or anything like that

👀

Dude I just left I'm not going to go back, except to get Wolfie if I can I'm wanted there anyway, like felony level. You wouldn't be the one tying me up or whatever Please don't do that today though especially because like

[ No, he's not going to be the dick who says 'never again' on a person's birthday, not again. He'll hold that for another day. It's slightly kind, right? Slightly. ]

anyway, present exchange, or at least I got YOU something, nerd

Except to get Wolfie. Exactly

There are two of us. Use me as a scapegoat. Whatever. But let me tie you up first

[ …Yeah, yeah. Bad Mike’s probably got plans with the rat. Not that he thought otherwise, but still: ouch. ]

What’d you get me, baby

I meant to write babe but that works too

[ Gavin starts wriggling pretty early in the morning. He woke up earlier in the night to see Mike gone again, and as sad-slash-irritated as that made him, he knew Mike had to do his thing. His ghostie thing.

That gave him some time to get stuff ready in the kitchen, at least.

Now: yes, still wriggling. But Gavin doesn’t say anything; can’t just tell Mike to let go. It’s nice. Warm. Waking up to Mike in bed, after he’d disappeared in the night, is cathartic for Gavin.

Spoiling himself, really, with all these cuddles. Easing Mike’s hand down to his stomach… for no reason in particular. Gavin’s usually ticklish there, but not today — or not right now, anyway. Odd.

But he doesn’t think much about it. Tries to ignore, too, that little voice at the back of his head telling him to raid the freezer for the various spoons and measuring utensils he set with chocolate sauce last night. As he does every day now. Maybe it’s his body’s coping mechanism after he quit drinking so much? Needing something to obsess over?

For a few more minutes, at least, Gavin will keep the chocolate craving monster at bay. Rubbing small circles against Mike’s hand with his thumb as he closes his eyes again. ]

what do you mean scapegoat whAT DO YOU MEAN

[ He doesn't like that. He doesn't like that at all. ]

Can't tell you, it's a surprise You didn't mean to and you know it

What do you mean, what do I mean? There are two of us. Not just rodents who can be useful to you

That’s right I did mean it because you’re my baby boy babe. Baby boy. For your birthday treat maybe I’ll step on you

you're not getting arrested for me you're not doing that I'm not going to do any of that if this is your fucking fucked up plan

Uh. Wasn’t a plan, exactly. More of an offer.

But your reaction is extremely cute so I think we should go ahead and certify this plan, yeah

So you're just going to do it even though I fucking hate it Gee Thanks That doesn't get you any btw The inverse of any. Negative space of sex. Shut up I'm not a nerd

No? No. You don’t get it. Not a plan without you involved. Duh. Do not pass go you are NOT cleared for take off.

No point in going down for you if you’re not in the know. If you’re just gonna be like I did it I took the boots? They’re here, under the floorboards

Do I get double sex for that baby boy.

you're not going down for me THAT'S NOT FUCKING HAPPENING You lost me at the end though what about floorboards what about booTS Mostly because I'm PISSED

I’m just saying. If I just went ahead and idk turned myself in or something, it’d be weird for you. Wouldn’t want you admitting to crimes when I’ve already confessed to them etc etc. If I do this, you need to know the deets

God you’re being so cute though. Is this my birthday present. I like it

so the deets are under the floorboards in boots? I don't get it I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT'S NOT CUTE IT'S NOT YOUR PRESENT I DON'T LIKE IT COME ONNNNNN

Was a joke. No floorboards. No boots

Unless 👀

But yeah, if I ever turn myself in for you, you need to be in on the plan. Was my point. Don’t want you getting questioned and not knowing what to say. We gotta plan for this. Can be twins or something. What’s my sexy twin name

Oh. Incest. Incest roleplay?

Is that my present

[ It's the last, uh, 'ghostie' trip. He's determined about that. He feels extremely guilty too, and it affects his dreams, but when he opens his eyes to see Gavin's face? All those pesky bad dreams instantly fade away.

He presses his hand a little more firmly against his stomach, not sure why he's drawn to doing that to the guy, but it feels right. Leaning in close, Mike presses his lips to Gavin's ear. ]

Good... Noon, probably? Hi.

Sure if you reveal the whole fucking thing was a joke I was going to ask you to pick up Wolfie but if you're going to be like this I can't trust you up there I can't let you risk yourself and I can't let anyone I can't trust go there and see some of the shit I did when psycho off drugs It doesn't stop at burning the lodge down. Not at all. If you don't get me you can't see it and you were going to be the only one.

Not a joke. Just saying I can be there for you if you need me. In ways no one else can.

[ No rat. ]

You can trust me to get Wolfie. I told you. You would have to okay any plan. I’m not going to just do it without your input. Wouldn’t risk fucking things up for you like that.

You can trust me.

[ Even though he probably shouldn’t. ]

And here's the thing Listen real close now Are you sure you can trust me

[ Getting a boner at that whole “are you sure you can trust me” thing? Absolutely. ]

Yes. Because you have things to lose.

I don’t.

[ Besides you. ]

So if you lose me that's fine? Because I was operating on a different interpretation.

It’s different if I lose you to help you.

Besides. You got all sexy mad about just the idea, so. Goes to show how much you care, huh?

😘

Hi.

[ Gavin could ask Mike why he’s so fucking cute, but he asks that a lot, doesn’t he? ]

Good noon, yeah. Probably.

[ He moves his hand down to Mike’s wrist. Tugging ever so slightly. ]

Wasn’t trying to wake you. Was trying to escape without waking you, actually. I like watching you sleep. You look… peaceful.

But. As cute and peaceful as you look —

[ Gavin tilts his head to meet Mike’s. Rubbing against his hair. Absolutely not like a cat. Nope. ]

I gotta get some things done. Going. Whatever.

So then you can trust me because you'd take shit away? Is that it? Because I can get mad about that too but it wouldn't be sexy

A newly converted rat has a birthday

@ xmascake / icon is his general demeanor when he actually processes spending time with good Mike

@ ratmanreed / let's have a pregnancy birthday blast

newly converted rat lmao

It's TRUE THOUGH

+1 to the rat herd. Swarm

definitely a blast 👀 idk why I’m rambling here blabahshdkala

Next, good rat Mike? No

🙀 good Mike is banned from all rat family functions (unless 👀)

He'd just sneak in as bad Mike 🥷🐀 (🪇)

every time bad Mike leaves the room good Mike comes in to be mean to Gav

"like hey you're only eating for two right" and Mike gets strangled when he comes back

good Mike rubbing his hands together in delight as he watches from the shadows

Like a RAT

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LMAO (cn: incest ? roleplay)

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CW dismissal towards mental health, dark past like REAL DARK YOU GOT NO IDEA

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Icon is the look on Mike's face at the suggestion he's ignoring completely