A newly converted rat has a birthday

[inthesaferoom]

Let's hope no ghosts or babies crash the party. Maybe babies I guess, as long as they stay on the insides.

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good Mike rubbing his hands together in delight as he watches from the shadows

[xmascake]

No? No. You don’t get it. Not a plan without you involved. Duh. Do not pass go you are NOT cleared for take off.

No point in going down for you if you’re not in the know. If you’re just gonna be like I did it I took the boots? They’re here, under the floorboards

Do I get double sex for that baby boy.

Like a RAT

[inthesaferoom]

you're not going down for me THAT'S NOT FUCKING HAPPENING

You lost me at the end though what about floorboards what about booTS

Mostly because I'm PISSED

[xmascake]

I’m just saying. If I just went ahead and idk turned myself in or something, it’d be weird for you. Wouldn’t want you admitting to crimes when I’ve already confessed to them etc etc. If I do this, you need to know the deets

God you’re being so cute though. Is this my birthday present. I like it

Keywords

[inthesaferoom]

so the deets are under the floorboards in boots? I don't get it I DON'T UNDERSTAND

IT'S NOT CUTE IT'S NOT YOUR PRESENT I DON'T LIKE IT COME ONNNNNN

LMAO (cn: incest ? roleplay)

[xmascake]

Was a joke. No floorboards. No boots

Unless 👀

But yeah, if I ever turn myself in for you, you need to be in on the plan. Was my point. Don’t want you getting questioned and not knowing what to say. We gotta plan for this. Can be twins or something. What’s my sexy twin name

Oh. Incest. Incest roleplay?

Is that my present

CW dismissal towards mental health, dark past like REAL DARK YOU GOT NO IDEA

[inthesaferoom]

Sure if you reveal the whole fucking thing was a joke

I was going to ask you to pick up Wolfie but if you're going to be like this I can't trust you up there

I can't let you risk yourself and I can't let anyone I can't trust go there and see some of the shit I did when psycho off drugs

It doesn't stop at burning the lodge down. Not at all. If you don't get me you can't see it and you were going to be the only one.

[xmascake]

Not a joke. Just saying I can be there for you if you need me. In ways no one else can.

[ No rat. ]

You can trust me to get Wolfie. I told you. You would have to okay any plan. I’m not going to just do it without your input. Wouldn’t risk fucking things up for you like that.

You can trust me.

[ Even though he probably shouldn’t. ]

[inthesaferoom]

And here's the thing

Listen real close now

Are you sure you can trust me

[xmascake]

[ Getting a boner at that whole “are you sure you can trust me” thing? Absolutely. ]

Yes. Because you have things to lose.

I don’t.

[ Besides you. ]

[inthesaferoom]

So if you lose me that's fine?

Because I was operating on a different interpretation.

[xmascake]

It’s different if I lose you to help you.

Besides. You got all sexy mad about just the idea, so. Goes to show how much you care, huh?

😘

Icon is the look on Mike's face at the suggestion he's ignoring completely

[inthesaferoom]

So then you can trust me because you'd take shit away? Is that it?

Because I can get mad about that too but it wouldn't be sexy

LMAO perfect

[xmascake]

I didn’t say that. What do you think I’d take away ??

[ A rat? Not via murder. Maybe — oh, now he’s just getting ideas. Excellent ideas. ]

Uhhhhhh you’re always pretty sexy so good luck there I guess 😚

[inthesaferoom]

Yeah you would say that

Heavy on the self love over there

Do you even have any idea what's up in Canada

What you might find

[xmascake]

Self love is kind of our whole thing, babe. Kind of our whole thing.

Nope. I mean, beyond the whole……………. Wendigo thing. Couple of fingers

You gonna tell me, or what? I am you, you are me, etc etc. You gonna trust me with this info or no

[inthesaferoom]

But is it

Don't think you'd have done what I did up there

Let's just say

The wendigo thing isn't exactly

The same shit anymore

[xmascake]

No. Maybe I wouldn’t have done the same shit.

What I’m saying, babe, is that I don’t care what you did. It’s between you and me, if you want to tell me.

Would I be annoyed if I go up there and you’ve got a wendigo farm going? Sure. Would I deal with it? Yeah. What else are you expecting here?

[ …Take a rat and dump him up on Cannibal Mountain? Oh, that’s a good idea, actually. ]

Autocorrect like not annoyed, enjoyed

[inthesaferoom]

whoops

Happy birthday you get to go to Canada and be annoyed

Look I was really high and really starving and I didn't want to become them

I stole autocorrect’s suggestion

[xmascake]

Wh. .. At.

You made? More wendigos? How???????

Are you going to explain anything or am I just going to have to go up there and be annoyed

But first, enjoyed

😚

Lolll

[inthesaferoom]

what NO WHO WOULD DO THAT SHIT

what

[xmascake]

[ Just ignoring the wendigo part for now. He’s not going unless Mike actually asks him to, anyway. ]

Who would enjoy me???

You. Soon.

🍆🍑💦

[inthesaferoom]

if you think I had that strong of a wtf because of that you have less self confidence than me

I didn't make more wendigos babe

I corralled them

To eat

LMAO

[xmascake]

Not about self confidence. It’s about getting you back on track but apparently not babe. Baby boy???????? No?

Why were you eating wendigos. Is that the question you want me to ask. Are you actually going to answer it. Because what the fuck.

The battle of horniest Mike versus sadsack Mike

[inthesaferoom]

because I was fucking hungry and it was that or the dead bodies of our friends????

Not becoming them thanks

[xmascake]

And you really thought eating them wouldn’t make you turn?

Like yeah you’re apparently RIGHT but I mean, did you not even think about that?