A newly converted rat has a birthday

[inthesaferoom]

Let's hope no ghosts or babies crash the party. Maybe babies I guess, as long as they stay on the insides.

Comments

[xmascake]

And you really thought eating them wouldn’t make you turn?

Like yeah you’re apparently RIGHT but I mean, did you not even think about that?

[inthesaferoom]

No man, I was high and starving and lonely and fucked up

[xmascake]

Do you want me to. Deal with it

Make the wendigo problem go away

Get Wolfie

????

[inthesaferoom]

I don't know

It's my fault my problem

[xmascake]

Your fault, maybe. But I don’t care about that. After everything.

And it can be our problem. If you want.

I'm so sorry

[inthesaferoom]

yeah

LMAO

[xmascake]

Okay. So you’re good with me heading on up to the ol’ great north

Y / n / maybe so?

[inthesaferoom]

NO BUT DO I HAVE A CHOICE, WHAT THE FUCK

you better not call this cute too. You better not.

[xmascake]

It is cute, yeah. Oops. Cute that you think you don’t have a choice here.

Would rather stay here with you, sure. But you can deal without me for a few days, yeah?

[inthesaferoom]

What is my choice then please tell me???

It's not like you're leaving NOW IS IT

[xmascake]

Not leaving right now no baby boy. Won’t leave till you say.

You get to choose if I leave at all. What I do once I get there.

[inthesaferoom]

Okay but

Genuinely, not so carefully,

Why

Seriously why the fuck

[xmascake]

Can just say you don’t want me to leave. You can say that 😘

It’s obviously something that haunts you. I could deal with it. And bring back Wolfie, like I said.

[ Things the rat would obviously never do for him. Could never. ]

IS BAD MIKE HAVING A SMART MOMENT

[inthesaferoom]

okay but it's concerning because you seem to have LIKE

a fixation

Or so I'm realizing

Especially NOW

Evil Mike sweating nervously

[xmascake]

Fixation on what

wdym

[inthesaferoom]

oh gee buddy boy I don't know

Hypothetical here

If it wasn't going to get you banging me points would you actually go

[xmascake]

Obviously. It’s about more than just sex.

[ Yes, that. And ownership. ]

You can’t trust anyone else with this. Like this.

bad Mike assuring himself of keywords like he hasn't been blindly enabling this

[inthesaferoom]

Okay

Why

Is there a reason or is it just easier to make me think that

bad Mike pls

[xmascake]

Because I get you. You get me.

Even when we don’t it doesn’t matter.

[ This need is mutual, isn’t it? Although he’s the only one wholly embracing it. Because what else is there? ]

It’s not like you can tell Gavin about any of this. Not like he’d help you. Not even trying to talk shit here. Just stating facts.

You know what he’d do if you told him. And I didn’t do any of that, now did I? Didn’t run. Won’t run.

Me trying to keyword this icon and autocorrect kept inserting 'heroin'

[inthesaferoom]

Maybe you don't know

What is it you think he'd do

Because I'm starting to think maybe I should tell you news when it's safe and you're not actually here

Minimize the fucking damage

Omg

[xmascake]

No. I know it. And you know it.

He’d call you a freak and he’d leave. How many times has he done that already? Tried to leave you because the things you say and do scare him?

I’m not like that.

[inthesaferoom]

He's not -

Not anymore.

Like it's cute you're worried about that but

No he's not now

[xmascake]

When he fucks up, you know where to find me.

Not gonna give up on you the way he does.

[inthesaferoom]

Give me an example

Tell me a time this happened and it wasn't coz I was a fuck up

[xmascake]

All of them. Every single time.

How about YOU tell me a time when he didn’t try to run from you just because you loved him

He doesn’t understand that love and he doesn’t deserve it