Hargreeves birthday

[ninetyoneone]

Can't catch ME under an umbrella

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[ninetyoneone]

NOT CUTE anyway

Nick said he was home now? Are you staying there awhile longer

Why the stroke lol

Unfortunate. A guy like you deserves plans.

are dylan and nick ready for long hair klaus cuz...

[bestfuneralever]

definitely cute
take the compliment

I think im gonna have Five pick me up lol
i dont wanna deal w/ the fuckin airport agagin

unclear lmao

guy like me?
what kinda guy is that exactly?

NOPE NOT AT ALL

[ninetyoneone]

nope I'm going to send more nerdy shit to prove you wrong

Who DOES really

I think it's clear to you you just don't wanna say??? Idk

Uhhh you know

🤭

[bestfuneralever]

omg
you did nothing but continue to prove me right actually

honestlyyyy
airports suck
idk why i didnt just make five take me b4???? lmfao
stupid

i was tryin to spare you actally
and not call you out
buuuut
that was a v specific kind of bday msg actually
wasnt it

nah
tellme
i wanna know what kinda guy u think i am

Me just leaving typos

[ninetyoneone]

Does knowing I was dead sober in all of these help or hurt

Not stupid don't do that

As for the rest

If you know I'm NOT sober now does that free me

Or is thinking that part of not being sobee too uhh

Yeah

lmao valid

[bestfuneralever]

IDK why you thinkt hat would make a difference dto me??? lmfao

dont do what??
it IS dumb to fuck w airports when ur older brother can teleport lmfaoooo

free you from what
drunk words = sober thoguhts baybeeee
but what are you tryinn to be free fromm anyway???

[ninetyoneone]

Have you ever heard of chaos and entropy

[bestfuneralever]

yes lol
y

[ninetyoneone]

So shit doesn't happen in halves it's very much fuck it

If the whole exists but the parts suffering is more chaotic that shits going to go down

Humans meanwhile are going to go after order but it's doomed it's fucking doomed

Gibbs paradox, man

If you mix two gases the sum is supposed to be dependent on the fucking parts but even identical shit is gonna have entropy because of paradox it can't not

So

Two humans together it's just chaos

What I'm saying is

If two things are alike they shouldn't cause entropy if they meet cuz its reabiraabl

Duck

Fuck

Amyway

ΔS = 0

Jesus fhck I am fucking bullshitfing do you dven get what I'm saying

[bestfuneralever]

no babe
you lost me at like
gibbs paradox

stop tryinna analogy with science shit you know i wont understand
justsay it
whats the worst that cld happen??

[ninetyoneone]

THAT

THAT RIGHT THERE THAT

god

[bestfuneralever]

whaaaat
im so confused

[ninetyoneone]

why do you show me AFFECTION like that why are you NICE to me

You don't have to you know

[bestfuneralever]

bc i like you why else

[ninetyoneone]

I KNOW BUT

my like is different than your like soooooo

[bestfuneralever]

how is it diff???
how

Just a mocking thumbs up at himself, please my guy

[ninetyoneone]

Are you serious

Me and Nick like

" Some people are like singularities. Get close enough and you will be uncontrollably consumed in an infinite attraction and will cease to exist apart from them "

Ok ok but that doesn't mean not

In my quantum of attraction

The principle is uncertainty

But not really because I know know KNOW you like Nick that's cool

I just gotta leave you to that you know

sorry for the like 5mins of text bubble, dylan~

[bestfuneralever]

okay ill be honest
i only understood abt 1/2 of that
but i think it was enough

[No, he's not high or drunk yet, but he IS typing as fast as he can so he drops immediately back to bad text habits.]

i thnk i see watur getng at now
but ur actly wrong ok
u lit cldnt b more wrong rn actly
💬
ur right i like nick... a lot
but if u think i dont like u 2 ur just
wrong
so far off the mark ur not even w/in sight distnce of X ok
💬
💬
look
idk wat ur lyin ass brain has been teling u
but clearly u outghat not listen
cuz im not gonna do that to u
either of u
it wlndt be fair
itd be 2 messy
every1 wld end up hurt n the end
itd be a bad deal all tehatwy arnd ok
💬
💬
so let me
be v v clear when i tel u
if nethng is hpening its all 3 of us
or im not part of it
bc im not gona put taht kina shit on eithr 1 of u

[ninetyoneone]

 
 
 

I mean I guess I should have gotten a clue when you were that into my new hair and Jacob was like well I can get used to it

[bestfuneralever]

or idk
that time we banged on ur couch
wasnt that a clue??
even just a little bit????

[ninetyoneone]

idk

I'm dumb ok

I have an almost perfect SAT score and a 6.0 GPA and NASA wants me but I'm duuumb

[bestfuneralever]

uh-uh
if i cant call myself stupid
you cant call yourself dumb!!!

[ninetyoneone]

You'll have to make me stop

By idk coming over or something

continue into scene? 👀

[bestfuneralever]

mmm i could think of a few ways i could do that
im on my way now, tesoro

Y e s but with Nick probably??

[ninetyoneone]

oh

I see

I've signed my death warrant twice