Hargreeves birthday

[ninetyoneone]

Can't catch ME under an umbrella

Comments

[bestfuneralever]

lol too late
its been my life since i left home
grace at least always made us a cake lol

iiiiinch resting
good to know
but you might wanna wait before you give someone new that kind of open invitation
what if im into really crazy shit
you dont even know

[ninetyoneone]

it's not your life now I'M NOT APOLOGIZING I'M CHANGING IT

I'm fine with that

That wouldn't be new or different you know

[bestfuneralever]

there. you go
bein cute again

idk
have either of you ever popped a boner in the middle of a literal torture session
cuuuz
guilty????

[ninetyoneone]

Shhhhh 🤫 no

I've never been tortured unless the shot off hand counts but if we're talking a lot of pain don't count Nick out

Can't personally cause a lot of pain rly but I have my own methods

[bestfuneralever]

never && yesss

they were tryin to strangle me && then it was aweird time for everyone lolol
no idt ur ex being the dumbest fucking person on the planet counts
think hed choke me in a sexy way???

tell me more???

💬

[bestfuneralever]

he nickn
not he ur ex
fuck that guy and not in the good way

[ninetyoneone]

Even Ryan wouldn't fuck himself he's too short for his dick to reach anyone's holes anyway

But wait that counts as pain? I amend my answer then

Yeah uh

He'd do that

[bestfuneralever]

ohmygooooood
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

i meannnn
it can depends

mmm speaking from experience are we
good

[ninetyoneone]

look

Let's just say for the fact I was his sexual awakening, he sure is a lot more twisty

Probs should thank your brother for that

[bestfuneralever]

being someones sexual awakening ispowerful

idt i will lol

[ninetyoneone]

Yeah but like

People think I was just influential for him whatever yeah

They don't realize I was a virgin too? He was my awakening too get it right y'all

Hahahah no PLEASE don't talk to him about it actually

[bestfuneralever]

mutual sexual awakening???
yall are fuckin cute
stop it
(dont rly)
i didnt need an awkaknening or a coming out cuz haha
i think the whole fam knew by the time we were like
idk
10?12? lolol

dont worry
i wont lmfao
theres some things to be said abt my fam and our
pseudo-borderline-incestuous natures but
lmao no

Literally the first time he's mentioned a sibling existing

[ninetyoneone]

No my family definitely knew earlier too

I won't fuck a bear but I won't fuck my sister either. People can do whatever they want tho

😭

[bestfuneralever]

valid lol

we talkin literal bears or ?????
i didnt know u have a sister
i think mike is the bigger anomaly bc like
hes actally daddyo's biokid?
the rest of us were lil more than army brats in a barracks growin up
we attached the familial stuff ourselves
well and ig grace too
but he didnt give a fuck

[ninetyoneone]

It's just a dumb joke nobody gets lol

I barely knew I had a sister unless it came up hard. I don't even know her name or her face

Okay but then why did he have a kid

At least that being his dad explains some shit I saw

[bestfuneralever]

lol ok

did u ever try to find her
i tried to find my biomom
met her in the void once…

idk lol
something about bloodlines maybe???
sounds like him tbh

what do u mean
what shit

[ninetyoneone]

Yeah and I got told to back off so. You did?

Bitch what is he Mormon. I thought scientologists were the aliens

Uhhhh

[bestfuneralever]

that sucks :(
maybe we cld try again? Idk if u want to but
yeahhh id like to go back && see her again but
Haha
i mean i dont wanna die again so lmao the struggle is weird

lmao idt he’s a scientologist but the rest ehhh????

y do u do this lmao

[ninetyoneone]

I mean maybe you can find another ghosty specialist they can help

I want to try yeah. Shouldn't.

Eewww

Because it's not a good memory

[bestfuneralever]

i dunno maybe
only other ghost guy ik is mike

i dont get why they hid a whole sibling from you
doesn’t sound like the parents youve told me abt

yeahhh p much lol

ok i wont press

[ninetyoneone]

Is he even reliable

They didn't hide her it's just

Complicated

Ok so find the guy hitting people with cars and point him towards your dad

It's more I don't know what Nick wants said I guess

[bestfuneralever]

hes had a lot going on lately

ok

[He wont press any more on that topic either; Klaus isn’t going to be the one who forces someone to discuss things they really don’t want to.]

that’s still so wild that happened tho

srsly
its ok
u dont have to say Nytbjng

Except how Nick said ask Dylan and I'll clarify what he can't GUYS????

[ninetyoneone]

Lately has been going on since he first hung around Nick. Sorry just trying to be up front but I'm not one to talk and I know that

No but it is wild??? Beep beep motherfucker I guess

Just ask Nick then I'll clarify what he can't

klaus like wait... futuramafrysquints

[bestfuneralever]

yeah well
it just means he fits the hargreeves mold
u know the absolute body horror story of how we were born right???

lmao babe no

y does that sound familiar

Typos oocly intentional

[ninetyoneone]

Yeah? I remember everything everyone says. Especially you.

Btw if you ever want to know, I figured out how old you are. Putting that out there.

I gotta laugh or I'll cry okay. I'm tired of that.anywwy

Wait does it