Hargreeves birthday

[ninetyoneone]

Can't catch ME under an umbrella

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Not Dylan basically confessing as a birthday present 🤣

[ninetyoneone]

[ At exactly two seconds after midnight. ]

What people think I am when they find out I'm from Europe

What you actually get is nonsense

Buon compleanno, amore e salute

Buon compleanno amore

(e salute)

Ok bye

omggg

[bestfuneralever]

youre so fuckin cute
why did you just have this video lying around lmao

youre the first one to slide in here with that 🥰
grazie tesoro

[ninetyoneone]

Coz I'm 100% ready to be committed to the bit 365/24/7? Excluding full moons probably

[ He doesn't take the pet name seriously, that's how Klaus is with everyone. So he's probably safe from being perceived with that slip? Cool. Or the opposite of cool. It's complicated. ]

I know it's early but have any good plans

[bestfuneralever]

again: fuckin cute

idk
ive... been sober while im in dtown at mikes request
i respect hes tryin to stay off shit yanno and im in their house so

anywayjdm\\
i had a minor stroke sorry
anywayyyy

no plans
thats. my answer
i dont have plans yet

[ninetyoneone]

NOT CUTE anyway

Nick said he was home now? Are you staying there awhile longer

Why the stroke lol

Unfortunate. A guy like you deserves plans.

are dylan and nick ready for long hair klaus cuz...

[bestfuneralever]

definitely cute
take the compliment

I think im gonna have Five pick me up lol
i dont wanna deal w/ the fuckin airport agagin

unclear lmao

guy like me?
what kinda guy is that exactly?

NOPE NOT AT ALL

[ninetyoneone]

nope I'm going to send more nerdy shit to prove you wrong

Who DOES really

I think it's clear to you you just don't wanna say??? Idk

Uhhh you know

🤭

[bestfuneralever]

omg
you did nothing but continue to prove me right actually

honestlyyyy
airports suck
idk why i didnt just make five take me b4???? lmfao
stupid

i was tryin to spare you actally
and not call you out
buuuut
that was a v specific kind of bday msg actually
wasnt it

nah
tellme
i wanna know what kinda guy u think i am

Me just leaving typos

[ninetyoneone]

Does knowing I was dead sober in all of these help or hurt

Not stupid don't do that

As for the rest

If you know I'm NOT sober now does that free me

Or is thinking that part of not being sobee too uhh

Yeah

lmao valid

[bestfuneralever]

IDK why you thinkt hat would make a difference dto me??? lmfao

dont do what??
it IS dumb to fuck w airports when ur older brother can teleport lmfaoooo

free you from what
drunk words = sober thoguhts baybeeee
but what are you tryinn to be free fromm anyway???

[ninetyoneone]

Have you ever heard of chaos and entropy

[bestfuneralever]

yes lol
y

[ninetyoneone]

So shit doesn't happen in halves it's very much fuck it

If the whole exists but the parts suffering is more chaotic that shits going to go down

Humans meanwhile are going to go after order but it's doomed it's fucking doomed

Gibbs paradox, man

If you mix two gases the sum is supposed to be dependent on the fucking parts but even identical shit is gonna have entropy because of paradox it can't not

So

Two humans together it's just chaos

What I'm saying is

If two things are alike they shouldn't cause entropy if they meet cuz its reabiraabl

Duck

Fuck

Amyway

ΔS = 0

Jesus fhck I am fucking bullshitfing do you dven get what I'm saying

[bestfuneralever]

no babe
you lost me at like
gibbs paradox

stop tryinna analogy with science shit you know i wont understand
justsay it
whats the worst that cld happen??

[ninetyoneone]

THAT

THAT RIGHT THERE THAT

god

[bestfuneralever]

whaaaat
im so confused

[ninetyoneone]

why do you show me AFFECTION like that why are you NICE to me

You don't have to you know

[bestfuneralever]

bc i like you why else

[ninetyoneone]

I KNOW BUT

my like is different than your like soooooo

@ bestfuneralever he has no clue what he has said actually

[naturedoesthangs]

I have heard a rumor you are coming back?

Please. Mike cannot horde you any longer.

I will be contacting his manager if it continues.

jdksalsfjd

[bestfuneralever]

have you been talking to my sister lol

i ammm
im actually
gonna be on my way to your place
very soon

[naturedoesthangs]

No? I do not understand.

Interesting. A very interesting fact.

[bestfuneralever]

Ah it wassss something of a catchphrase of hers you could say
i heard a rumor
lol

i thought you might be interested by that
had a veryyyy mmm
✨EnLiGhTeNiNg✨
chat w dylan earlier
did he tell you

[naturedoesthangs]

Yes, of course. He did have to enlighten me.

Of course he first had to explain why or how he walked in drunk.

He invited you over when he was not even home,

But we are both here, now.

If you can handle that.

[bestfuneralever]

good good

yeah u know i didnt get that explnation
how DID he mangage that????

lmao sounds like smthng id do tbh

mmm i think ill manage 😉