Hargreeves birthday

[ninetyoneone]

Can't catch ME under an umbrella

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[ninetyoneone]

shh shh shhhhhh watch out there's a duck

Wait that doesn't work over text, fuck

[bestfuneralever]

?????

[ninetyoneone]

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💘

[bestfuneralever]

🥰💗
ur rly not gonna tell me what u were gonna say huh? lol
all right fiiiineee ill let it slide this time
bc i think u might have already made this one the best bday ive had innnn
lets just say a rly long time

[ninetyoneone]

it was something about being inside rather than next to IT'S NOT THAT SERIOUS I just can't think of the right wording soooo skip it lol

Nick's the one actually good at that nonsense

What really

[bestfuneralever]

🤣🤣🤣
nerd

yeah hes def got a quick mouth

yeah
i mean for one you remembered
which sounds like floor level entry but idk
no ones ever cared enough to text me happy birthday seconds after midnight
it usually just passes like any other day?
💬
and i mean
how many bdays do you get 2 bfs as a gift??? 😉
cant top that
but you can top me~

[ninetyoneone]

a something mouth alright

It's not any other day though!!! Stop being low effort, other people

Uhhh

Hmm

[bestfuneralever]

talented
i think thats the word ur looking for

lol its ok
you get used to it

yessss???

[ninetyoneone]

I mean. Yeah.

DON'T GET USED TO IT?????????

💢 💨 Like I said double signed it

Ps: I'm definitely not allergic to body fluids like I am other fluids

So you know

Whatever goes really

Whatever

[bestfuneralever]

lol too late
its been my life since i left home
grace at least always made us a cake lol

iiiiinch resting
good to know
but you might wanna wait before you give someone new that kind of open invitation
what if im into really crazy shit
you dont even know

[ninetyoneone]

it's not your life now I'M NOT APOLOGIZING I'M CHANGING IT

I'm fine with that

That wouldn't be new or different you know

[bestfuneralever]

there. you go
bein cute again

idk
have either of you ever popped a boner in the middle of a literal torture session
cuuuz
guilty????

[ninetyoneone]

Shhhhh 🤫 no

I've never been tortured unless the shot off hand counts but if we're talking a lot of pain don't count Nick out

Can't personally cause a lot of pain rly but I have my own methods

[bestfuneralever]

never && yesss

they were tryin to strangle me && then it was aweird time for everyone lolol
no idt ur ex being the dumbest fucking person on the planet counts
think hed choke me in a sexy way???

tell me more???

💬

[bestfuneralever]

he nickn
not he ur ex
fuck that guy and not in the good way

[ninetyoneone]

Even Ryan wouldn't fuck himself he's too short for his dick to reach anyone's holes anyway

But wait that counts as pain? I amend my answer then

Yeah uh

He'd do that

[bestfuneralever]

ohmygooooood
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

i meannnn
it can depends

mmm speaking from experience are we
good

[ninetyoneone]

look

Let's just say for the fact I was his sexual awakening, he sure is a lot more twisty

Probs should thank your brother for that

[bestfuneralever]

being someones sexual awakening ispowerful

idt i will lol

[ninetyoneone]

Yeah but like

People think I was just influential for him whatever yeah

They don't realize I was a virgin too? He was my awakening too get it right y'all

Hahahah no PLEASE don't talk to him about it actually

[bestfuneralever]

mutual sexual awakening???
yall are fuckin cute
stop it
(dont rly)
i didnt need an awkaknening or a coming out cuz haha
i think the whole fam knew by the time we were like
idk
10?12? lolol

dont worry
i wont lmfao
theres some things to be said abt my fam and our
pseudo-borderline-incestuous natures but
lmao no

Literally the first time he's mentioned a sibling existing

[ninetyoneone]

No my family definitely knew earlier too

I won't fuck a bear but I won't fuck my sister either. People can do whatever they want tho

😭

[bestfuneralever]

valid lol

we talkin literal bears or ?????
i didnt know u have a sister
i think mike is the bigger anomaly bc like
hes actally daddyo's biokid?
the rest of us were lil more than army brats in a barracks growin up
we attached the familial stuff ourselves
well and ig grace too
but he didnt give a fuck

[ninetyoneone]

It's just a dumb joke nobody gets lol

I barely knew I had a sister unless it came up hard. I don't even know her name or her face

Okay but then why did he have a kid

At least that being his dad explains some shit I saw

[bestfuneralever]

lol ok

did u ever try to find her
i tried to find my biomom
met her in the void once…

idk lol
something about bloodlines maybe???
sounds like him tbh

what do u mean
what shit