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10/3/25

[bestfuneralever]

Go nuts!

Klaus

[bestfuneralever]

1. u dont have 2 match my freak u just have 2 thing w/e is wrong w/ me is hot 🔥
2. lol baby i put the fun in funeral
3. think i cld get voted most problematic queer represenation of all time????
4. guilty pleasure this n that
fuck that shit
im not fuckin catholic
whos guilt never met her
5. Text him!

1

[ninetyoneone]

Don't assume I think something is wrong with you????

[bestfuneralever]

i mean like the
depression
Anxiety
ptsd
claustrophobia
etc
there are defnthinfs wrong w/ me lolol

3

[inthesaferoom]

Nah big bro

You're up against me

This will be a competition I will win

[bestfuneralever]

cant we tie???!!

Five

[forasecond]

1. Yes, I did put the "sass" in assassination.
2. I'm not passive-aggressive, I'm just full-tilt aggressive, get it right, or don't try to insult me.
3. Sorry, I'm going to be late on account of I don't want to fucking be there.
4. Klaus is going around telling people I was married to a mannequin again, I see. 🤦‍♂️
5. Text him!

1

[ninetyoneone]

Sorry but some dude in a taxi did it better

[forasecond]

A taxi?
Like an honest to God cab, not an Uber or a Lyft or whatever?

Kaitlyn

[surroundedbyfreaks]

1. There are 2 drunk idiots outside my apartment yelling back and forth
"NO, you're MY best friend in the whole world!"
At least it's wholesome?
2. Do NOT eat the suspicious Milky Way you found in a backpack in the back of your closet!
3. You ever sleepwalk and wake up in the woods with no clue how you got there or is it just me?
4. I'm the only girl in a sea of brothers, you can't insult me successfully.
5. Text her!

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[ninetyoneone]

ok but

They lose because I have the best one

Everyone else is crap to each other compared kthnx bai

[surroundedbyfreaks]

Aww you’re so cute.
Are you flattering me for any specific reason or just because it’s a day that ends in Y?

Autocorrect changing “fucks” to “ducks” really changed the sentence there 🤣

[surroundedbyfreaks]

[2: My dude, why was I dating dumb guys all this time? Yeah abs yeah short and cute whatever, actually having a real conversation where someone doesn't blame werewolves existing on fake thunderstorms is hot as hell? This is the shit Ryan thinks happens regularly. He's scared of the grocery store btw]

———

Well, whatever you wanna call it.
I don't think we’ve ever looked like we’ve had our shit together over any of this stuff at any point since it started.

Like pedophiles
That’s what you really mean isn’t it
I hate this timeline??? Why are there so many sick fucks in the world.

Just tell me already.
Rip the bandaid off immediately.

[ninetyoneone]

Adults shouldn't be trying to do drugs with a kid that's all I'm going to say

Doesn't matter if you like the music

Have I explained anything about me and Emma first off I guess

10/17/25

[surroundedbyfreaks]

Kaitlyn

[surroundedbyfreaks]

1. If I'm helping you with this, I'm getting coffee- want me to bring you anything?
2. Okay but honestly, we deserve some fun for once??? Halloween costumes: Discuss!
3. If you have to break bad news to me in the future, I require one (1) pint of Ben&Jerry's Cherry Garcia as an upfront payment.
4. The first thing I notice when a man approaches me is his fucking audacity.
5. Text her!

1

[naturedoesthangs]

Clearly.

Whatever has the most caffeine possible

The most is the emphasis...

Do not miss that part, please...

[surroundedbyfreaks]

All the legally available caffeine, you got it.

Don’t worry. I won’t forget.

Klaus

[bestfuneralever]

1. turns out they dont think its funny when u shout SHOTGUN when ur gettin put n a cop car lol
2. i was laughing so hard i stopped breathing waaayyy too high
i was almost the first death by weed ever
3. ur last 3 txts to me were: drunk. getting laid. hospital.
4. r u forgetting the level of insanity our lives operate at?
5. Text him~

1

[inthesaferoom]

I do which is why I paid bail

3

[naturedoesthangs]

yes and Dyl is very annoyed about all of it?

Five

[forasecond]

1. You sneak up on me, you get stabbed. Now you learned your lesson.
2. You all only hate me because I'm mean to you. Grow up.
3. [📸 IMG_0242.jpg]
It followed me home, and I don't know what to do with it. Help? I'm not keeping it.
4. Sorry, I'm going to be late on account of I don't want to fucking be there.
5. Text him!

3

[inthesaferoom]

fine I'll take it

Don't have to twist my arm, god

5

[naturedoesthangs]

I hear you are the man figuring out the apocalypse.

I have a few

Details

@ninetyoneone

[notagunguy]

[2. Uhh - I don't think I'm in the right time period anymore. I took out my cell phone and a midwife called me a witch?]

————

Hey, Dylan, nice to meet you, technically, I guess haha
Anyway, it’s mostly because it’s a hell of a lot easier to recognize shit you, personally, yourself had ever felt or dealt with, I think?
I don’t know.

Sorry if I got too real with you, there.