Klaus Hargreeves (
bestfuneralever) wrote in
unhingedchaos2025-10-03 01:32 pm
1. Yes, I did put the "sass" in assassination.
2. I'm not passive-aggressive, I'm just full-tilt aggressive, get it right, or don't try to insult me.
3. Sorry, I'm going to be late on account of I don't want to fucking be there.
4. Klaus is going around telling people I was married to a mannequin again, I see. 🤦♂️
5. Text him!
2. I'm not passive-aggressive, I'm just full-tilt aggressive, get it right, or don't try to insult me.
3. Sorry, I'm going to be late on account of I don't want to fucking be there.
4. Klaus is going around telling people I was married to a mannequin again, I see. 🤦♂️
5. Text him!
1. There are 2 drunk idiots outside my apartment yelling back and forth
"NO, you're MY best friend in the whole world!"
At least it's wholesome?
2. Do NOT eat the suspicious Milky Way you found in a backpack in the back of your closet!
3. You ever sleepwalk and wake up in the woods with no clue how you got there or is it just me?
4. I'm the only girl in a sea of brothers, you can't insult me successfully.
5. Text her!
"NO, you're MY best friend in the whole world!"
At least it's wholesome?
2. Do NOT eat the suspicious Milky Way you found in a backpack in the back of your closet!
3. You ever sleepwalk and wake up in the woods with no clue how you got there or is it just me?
4. I'm the only girl in a sea of brothers, you can't insult me successfully.
5. Text her!
ok but
They lose because I have the best one
Everyone else is crap to each other compared kthnx bai
They lose because I have the best one
Everyone else is crap to each other compared kthnx bai
ohhh yeah you're soooooo schizophrenic
It's giving that show where Alice came back from Wonderland and got institutionalized and shock treatment
If I lie and say answer unclear do I get more pictures???
Not an 8 ball just gay and thirsty
It's giving that show where Alice came back from Wonderland and got institutionalized and shock treatment
If I lie and say answer unclear do I get more pictures???
Not an 8 ball just gay and thirsty
She sure is
You know my dad didn't film me sleeping right. I need to know you get that.
That is me asking, what are you talking about? Also WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT????
like the toy that you shake. 🎱
Btw let your hair be curly more k
You know my dad didn't film me sleeping right. I need to know you get that.
That is me asking, what are you talking about? Also WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT????
like the toy that you shake. 🎱
Btw let your hair be curly more k
Edited 2025-10-04 16:33 (UTC)
Look, music is a love language, you'll get it
Uhhh no it. It is.
But I don't want a drug lingo lesson
So I can do that tomorrow. Don't tell anyone but something cool is happening then
Uhhh no it. It is.
But I don't want a drug lingo lesson
So I can do that tomorrow. Don't tell anyone but something cool is happening then
Nah big bro
You're up against me
This will be a competition I will win
You're up against me
This will be a competition I will win
Aww you’re so cute.
Are you flattering me for any specific reason or just because it’s a day that ends in Y?
Are you flattering me for any specific reason or just because it’s a day that ends in Y?
A taxi?
Like an honest to God cab, not an Uber or a Lyft or whatever?
Like an honest to God cab, not an Uber or a Lyft or whatever?
Autocorrect changing “fucks” to “ducks” really changed the sentence there 🤣
[2: My dude, why was I dating dumb guys all this time? Yeah abs yeah short and cute whatever, actually having a real conversation where someone doesn't blame werewolves existing on fake thunderstorms is hot as hell? This is the shit Ryan thinks happens regularly. He's scared of the grocery store btw]
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Well, whatever you wanna call it.
I don't think we’ve ever looked like we’ve had our shit together over any of this stuff at any point since it started.
Like pedophiles
That’s what you really mean isn’t it
I hate this timeline??? Why are there so many sick fucks in the world.
Just tell me already.
Rip the bandaid off immediately.
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Well, whatever you wanna call it.
I don't think we’ve ever looked like we’ve had our shit together over any of this stuff at any point since it started.
Like pedophiles
That’s what you really mean isn’t it
I hate this timeline??? Why are there so many sick fucks in the world.
Just tell me already.
Rip the bandaid off immediately.
Adults shouldn't be trying to do drugs with a kid that's all I'm going to say
Doesn't matter if you like the music
Have I explained anything about me and Emma first off I guess
Doesn't matter if you like the music
Have I explained anything about me and Emma first off I guess
Disgusting.
I’m sorry you went through any of that, Dyllie Pop.
No…?
You and Emma have secret history???
I’m sorry you went through any of that, Dyllie Pop.
No…?
You and Emma have secret history???
Ehhh if I didn't I wouldn't have been here
No like
Well she and Ryan do
They grew up together
No like
Well she and Ryan do
They grew up together
That’s one way to look at it.
Didn’t you just ask me about you and Emma?? Not Emma and Ryan…
Boy, do you know how insane conversations are to keep up with, with you sometimes?
Didn’t you just ask me about you and Emma?? Not Emma and Ryan…
Boy, do you know how insane conversations are to keep up with, with you sometimes?


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