[ Apparently the problem with having a new job is they don't let you do anything? He's sitting here in this college radio station, he was told he'd actually be training today. But that seems to involve watching people and being told to shut up if he tries to talk. Hmm. Concerning.
He's going to get bored, the man doesn't have undiagnosed ADHD for nothing. ]
[ Time to fix shit with Kaitlyn, mostly because they told him sorting stuff would take an hour and it took five minutes. So, texting her. He knows he was a freak, okay?
[Maybe a few hours and he has to make yet more of the shitty coffee Not that he knows it is, other than the smell. He just knows everyone complains constantly. Can't fix what's super broken.
Maybe he can fix something, though. He doesn't even know if it's broken? Time to find out. ]
Last time I was at your apartment I hid exactly five bags of that old favorite snack of yours in different places
Never forgetting anything. Even if I act weird occasionally sorry about that?¿?
[ Oops, he's getting so nervous. It's happening in levels it hasn't happened in years lately and he keeps falling into the texting habits of his childhood because of it. Damn. ]
6 are joking right. tvtttttb but not enough to ruin a good surprise
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He's going to get bored, the man doesn't have undiagnosed ADHD for nothing. ]
@ surroundedbyfreaks
He knows he was a freak. ]
this is your 5 pm check-in
Checking in do you still love me
I love you
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Let me check…
💬
…yup, the Dylan love meter is still full.
All systems go, captain.
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So is there any hate or sadness in there balancing it to the other side or
Just
Confusion
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You were really freaking me out…
Are you… okay? Are you good?
Also, hey, dingus? I could never hate you.
You’re my bestie.
💬
In fact!!!
You’re my BFFWYLION.
No takebacksies, it’s forever.
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It sucked haha
What
What is that
I love it, I just need to know so I live up to it???
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Oh nooo why was it awful?
How do you know you love it before I tell you what it means?!
Best Friend Forever Whether You Like It Or Not
BFFWYLION
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"vibes" being he senses someone else with powers
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plz realize... she is CACKLING b/c of that last text, sir.
He does realize lmao
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It's like he's competing with himself for how obvious he can get
fjkdsdjl dylan plz
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i love how she gave him... absolutely no context, just gripes fjdkslafjd
LOL
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Me so close to typing shoosh pap because Homestucker
alas i was not so that ref is just */whistles* for me bb. fjkdsjfd
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@ peanutbutterpops
Not that he knows it is, other than the smell. He just knows everyone complains constantly. Can't fix what's super broken.
Maybe he can fix something, though. He doesn't even know if it's broken? Time to find out. ]
Last time I was at your apartment I hid exactly five bags of that old favorite snack of yours in different places
Find any yet?????
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Oh!!! Was that you 😄 Thought I kind of just. Forgot? Haha
I found two. You should give me hints on where you hid the rest
6: you, tvtb is basically I like you a lot the more ts the more like
[ Oops, he's getting so nervous. It's happening in levels it hasn't happened in years lately and he keeps falling into the texting habits of his childhood because of it. Damn. ]
6 are joking right. tvtttttb but not enough to ruin a good surprise
[ A pause in typing for the moment. ]
Unless you'll reward me for telling you
Jacob just assuming that’s keysmashing
Nothing to be sorry for, man. Definitely not for leaving PEANUT BUTTER BUTTERPOPS everywhere, like come on 😍
That depends haha sdhjgkhsa
[ Just adding his own keysmash flair here to make Dylan feel better, or something. ]
What kind of reward are you looking for, huh?
lol it's fair
A pretty good one
I thought of the peanut butter pops. I have more things, too. You can come up with something good, I believe in you.
I have to go pack for like an hour so you have
⏰ ⏲️
Time~
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Uhhhhg okay. Okay.
Do you want like a thing... Like food. Or uh
Something else? Something. Not food
Like something you can hold in your hands or... Not. Not hold in your hands ?
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@ naturedoesthangs
quick question
Why are birds
And how do they know not to abandon friends, report back kthnx
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Why are -
Birds?
Instincts, perhaps. However yours are muddled.
It has been a month, other than a spare few encounters.
I have -
Missed you terribly.
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I don't feel like myself without you I
Look just tell me what you want I'll try to do whatever it is
Keywords. Keywords!
Wonderful.
"I do not wish to date you but I will if it keeps your company"
No thank you? I am here being your friend and roommate and
Whatever else it was.
I am fine.
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I mean it's not like I DIDN'T mean it like
But you're not happy? I can't keep screwing you over?
And I can't like hook you up with someone that's also stupid so how do I fix
It
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You accept it is unfixable.
You also understand we shall have to make changes, even if they hurt.
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@ bestfuneralever
You did say you didn't get to use it much so
Mmt? Sn: loser like
Idk what the past week was
tv1mdb but I didn't show it huh
Pfv
+/-
Will do better
[ He's home now, so it's time to spiral. ]
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Dai! Tvb, lo sai?
scialla okay???
hakuna you tatas
u don’t need 2 beat urself up over it ok
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We are sooo cringe
Anyway yeah but I'm trying to make up with Nick too I'm not doing great at it, relaxing isn't a choice????
Did you guys ever fuck or what
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do u wanna talk abt it???
i
yeah
Dylan PLEASE
Huh
Cool coolcoolcool
oh honeyyyy;
i dont
what is this???
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autocorrect changed her name and I was like ykw why not lmao
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klaus is like abort abort abort!!!!
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❤️
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Strangle this man
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