New job, new Dylan?

[ninetyoneone]

Such and such

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[ninetyoneone]

you know nobody uses this shit anymore

We are sooo cringe

Anyway yeah but I'm trying to make up with Nick too I'm not doing great at it, relaxing isn't a choice????

Did you guys ever fuck or what

[bestfuneralever]

honey if i actly cared abt being ~cringe~ i wld just cease 2 exist on the spot

do u wanna talk abt it???

i
yeah

Dylan PLEASE

[ninetyoneone]

lol I figured

Huh

Cool coolcoolcool

oh honeyyyy;

[bestfuneralever]

r u... mad?
i dont
what is this???

[ninetyoneone]

Can't be mad

Nothing to be mad about

Not like he's

[ He stops short of finishing with the word 'mine' and forces himself to deviate. It's necessary. ]

why would I be mad, man

[bestfuneralever]

idk
i mean in some ways thats not true is it
idk much abt werewolves
&& def not enough 2 know whats myth vs truth
but i feel like theres no denying
u 2 r connected in a way u cant just ignore 4ever
bc its gonna get bigger n uglier n consume u if u dont get a handle on it 1st

[None of it comes from an ill place, whether it comes across over a text conversation is debatable, but... he's not anything but perfectly calm was he writes these messages to Dylan.]

[ninetyoneone]

No uh

Hahaha

We made a stupid decision that's why Laura wanted to kill me

I mean if you slept with him you saw it, the bites we left on each other that just don't heal...

Dunno why that is. It's screwed up

autocorrect changed her name and I was like ykw why not lmao

[bestfuneralever]

is this like…
…the part where u tell me u guys did some witchy-woo-woo shit n like
bonded for life or smthng

also i still have no idea who Lauren actually is
Nor do i think i get y she wanted 2 kill u???

[ninetyoneone]

Hehehe well uh??

Laura. She was the alpha. Was I guess. Dunno who is now.

[bestfuneralever]

huh
how much do u know abt how that works exactly

well
id assume whoever took her out takes her place
thatd be like
the natural line of succession w/ then right???

[ninetyoneone]

uhhhhhh

It was... Conjecture?????

It wasn't a werewolf! That's the problem

[bestfuneralever]

im trying 2 decide if this clears things up or muddies it further but… 🤷 it does feel like is SAYS SOMETHING

conjecture is
vague……

wait what
what piece am i missing here???
i thought ur camp crew were all vaguely werewolf shaped???

R u gonna tell me draculas real next
Omg is LESTAT real????

[He’s so dumb sometimes, enjoy your weird, cringe friend, Dylan.]

[ninetyoneone]

Laura was hogging all the books that said anything for herself. We just had to guess. I have them now.

No it was

A stranger it was stupid it was like

A werewolf shaped standoff but nobody was actually wolfie?

Car comes along

Car too fast

Car hits Laura

Literally perhaps car literally

[bestfuneralever]

weellllll
if u need help w/ latin translations or anything lmk lol

Ohhh … Uhhhh
Huh 🤔 Weird!!!
i c ur delimma now

[ninetyoneone]

I mean yeah, I know greek but my Latin suuuucks I have to take it next year I'm dying

I know 5 languages but a bitch ain't one. By which I mean latin, it's the bitch. A lot of this is in Creole tho with really uhhh

How do I put this better

Uneducated translations???

Okay but the driver looked familiar idk like this person I've seen perform but that can't be right?

[bestfuneralever]

dad made us learn both lmfao
he made me personaly a walking polygot
1 skill i actly dont midn that he pushed on me tbh its p neat

perform????
what kind of performance lol
that is
BROAD
VAGUE
what do you meaaaannnn

[ninetyoneone]

I want to learn more but now is NOT THE TIME oh my god

Like, classical? Violin?

[bestfuneralever]

well ill b ur langage buddy
I promise I won't let shitty typing habits get in the way of practicing

[See??? He CAN type like a human being, when he wants to...]

ohno
uhhh
hmmm
hang on!!!

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??????
FAMILIAR???????
THIS IS IMPORTANT

[ninetyoneone]

💕 you're too nice to me!!!

Yeah but in a hot tux, it was a moment for little gay Dylan Lenivy

klaus is like abort abort abort!!!!

[bestfuneralever]

was it all white
was the TUX SOLID WHITE

[ninetyoneone]

yeah so was the violin, I think it was a whole thing

[bestfuneralever]

haha
ok thx
cool
ummmmm
i need 2 confer w/ some1
BRB

[Well..... that's kinda HARROWING, huh? He really will circle back around to this conversation soon!!]

[ninetyoneone]

Okay? Be cool don't stress take a walk BREATHE, FRIEND

[ninetyoneone]

WHEN YOU GET BACK I JUST REALIZED I SAID SOMETHING BAD

TO SOMEONE

SOS

HOPE EVERYTHING IS OKAY OVER THERE

[ninetyoneone]

peace offering

I've got pictures so many pictures do you want

Pictures

I THINK YOU WANT PICTURES

Shhh shh shhhh if you die nobody blames you