It's a meme, don't let that blow your mind

[ninetyoneone]

TEXTS FROM ^{THIS _MORNING}

Bitch? You drank a lot or some shit. You're messy, get over it. Your phone is full of texts you don't remember and now it's time to continue those conversations and do damage control. Cleanup on aisle 'you suck'!

Comments

Dylan has a lot to make up for across multiple timeliness

[ninetyoneone]

PICK YOUR POISON

1) why am i on the side of the road and have a THOUSAND missed texts

No

Really

Explain????????????? I also missed Halloween I guess, no reason to continue on??????

Main timeline is dramatic but maybe he's allowed. Let's move on to Stardew hijinks - wait - not like that -

2) sos naked by a river and this bitch is judging me

Idk do they have a name other than Farmer it's not a name it's an unfortunate choice????

2

[gloomyweather]

River. Got it.

Do you see town, the old community center, or the woods around you? I've got some of your clothes.

[ninetyoneone]

idk I just see eyes of judging

Get an actual job and I'll let you judge me!!! WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY, TURN SOIL???? Loser

[gloomyweather]

Alright so I guess I'm going to have to walk down the whole ass river bank to find you, huh

Babe I don't think they can hear your texts

[ninetyoneone]

idk track the sound of sucking at having a li -

WHY ARE THEY TRYING TO GIVE ME SOMETHING????

I DON'T WANT A SUNFLOWER???? HELP I'M BEING ACCOSTED BY BADLY PLACED NICETIES

1; the answer is "klaus loves dave" in Thai lol

[bestfuneralever]

babe?!
WE CAN'T
we don't fucking KNOW
You've been gone
where the fuck did you GO
💬
omg how do i even know this is u n not just some1 w ur phone
fuckkkk
okokok
tell me what the tattoo on my stomach says & the language its in???

[ninetyoneone]

klaus loves dave in Thai and you know I can read it right, like I never had to ask wtf

Come on I'm not NEW try something hard

[bestfuneralever]

THAT WAS THE IDEA
ur supposed to know the answer!!
if ur not u then u wldnt
honstelty
who else is gonna know wtf it says if its not u or nick
idet any of my siblings even know what it means tbh

but that's not importnt
WHERE WERE YOU THIS WHOLE TIME

I had to

[ninetyoneone]

YOU TELL ME?????


DOES NICK NOT GAY

...

I'm leaving it. I don't fucking care. Autocorrect is wild fuck me

1;

[surroundedbyfreaks]

You don't write, you don't call...
Dylan, what the fuck happened?

[ninetyoneone]

I'M WRITING AND CALLING NOW???????????????????.?.....?!:-

[surroundedbyfreaks]

Yeah, gonna need you to fill in some blanks, babe.
Cause you just dis-thefuck-appeared on us over a week ago now???

[ninetyoneone]

I don't know

I DON'T KNOW 😔😭☠️😮‍💨☠️

2;

[surroundedbyfreaks]

Still making camp in Egypt, I take it?
Or are you ready to be serious about what's going on?

[ninetyoneone]

girl we're way beyond bears this bitch won't stop trying to make me accept a flower

I'M NAKED THIS HAS IMPLICATIONS YOU DON'T WANT

COPS PLEASE

[surroundedbyfreaks]

Are we?
Are we way beyond bears, Dylan?
Because New Boy text me FREAKING OUT last night when you fucking exploded on him.

Who is giving your naked ass flowers at this time of day????

[ninetyoneone]

[ He just texts a picture of the weird ass farmer lurking around. ]

I'll ask questions about last night after this freak goes away 😭

1

[naturedoesthangs]

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[ninetyoneone]

what does this mean

I don't have one fear it's MANY FEAR

[naturedoesthangs]

where

can be a scene if desired, mostly just fyi~

[bestfuneralever]

[After talking it over with Dylan, Klaus eventually goes to sit outside Nick’s door. He announces his presence and leans against the door while he simply starts talking.

He tells him various anecdotes from bars during the war— he makes sure to keep it to the fun and entertaining stories, nothing too heavy or serious at all.

A back up if he runs out of war bar stories? Some unhinged bullshit like weird dreams and dumb antics might additionally end up being explained as well.]

2, @shadoworself

[ninetyoneone]

in all your weird drug parties for rich boy

You ever wake up naked to fend off sunflower advances

If anyone has it's my 'smoke five hundred cigarettes to be polite and develop bronchitis for the fucking bit' brother

[shadoworself]

Woken up naked in unfamiliar places? Sure.
Not... entirely following about the sunflower thing tho. Elaborate?

Hey... I was fine...
And it was only 32
shut up

[ninetyoneone]

'''''''only'''''''''''''''''''''''

did your totally real imaginary friend i definitely believe you exists fuck you twice as hard for them because that's the only way it's only

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[batmanfiredme]

So I go from wondering why I haven't heard from you in a while to finding out you're naked by a river wtf

And who is Farmer?