It's a meme, don't let that blow your mind

[ninetyoneone]

TEXTS FROM ^{THIS _MORNING}

Bitch? You drank a lot or some shit. You're messy, get over it. Your phone is full of texts you don't remember and now it's time to continue those conversations and do damage control. Cleanup on aisle 'you suck'!

Comments

Dylan has a lot to make up for across multiple timeliness

[ninetyoneone]

PICK YOUR POISON

1) why am i on the side of the road and have a THOUSAND missed texts

No

Really

Explain????????????? I also missed Halloween I guess, no reason to continue on??????

Main timeline is dramatic but maybe he's allowed. Let's move on to Stardew hijinks - wait - not like that -

2) sos naked by a river and this bitch is judging me

Idk do they have a name other than Farmer it's not a name it's an unfortunate choice????

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[gloomyweather]

River. Got it.

Do you see town, the old community center, or the woods around you? I've got some of your clothes.

[ninetyoneone]

idk I just see eyes of judging

Get an actual job and I'll let you judge me!!! WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY, TURN SOIL???? Loser

[gloomyweather]

Alright so I guess I'm going to have to walk down the whole ass river bank to find you, huh

Babe I don't think they can hear your texts

1; the answer is "klaus loves dave" in Thai lol

[bestfuneralever]

babe?!
WE CAN'T
we don't fucking KNOW
You've been gone
where the fuck did you GO
💬
omg how do i even know this is u n not just some1 w ur phone
fuckkkk
okokok
tell me what the tattoo on my stomach says & the language its in???

[ninetyoneone]

idk track the sound of sucking at having a li -

WHY ARE THEY TRYING TO GIVE ME SOMETHING????

I DON'T WANT A SUNFLOWER???? HELP I'M BEING ACCOSTED BY BADLY PLACED NICETIES

[gloomyweather]

Yeah they do that with everyone

While standing there silently most of the time

I think they're weird but apparently I'm like the only one

1;

[surroundedbyfreaks]

You don't write, you don't call...
Dylan, what the fuck happened?

[ninetyoneone]

klaus loves dave in Thai and you know I can read it right, like I never had to ask wtf

Come on I'm not NEW try something hard

2;

[surroundedbyfreaks]

Still making camp in Egypt, I take it?
Or are you ready to be serious about what's going on?

[bestfuneralever]

THAT WAS THE IDEA
ur supposed to know the answer!!
if ur not u then u wldnt
honstelty
who else is gonna know wtf it says if its not u or nick
idet any of my siblings even know what it means tbh

but that's not importnt
WHERE WERE YOU THIS WHOLE TIME

[ninetyoneone]

I'M WRITING AND CALLING NOW???????????????????.?.....?!:-

[ninetyoneone]

I DON'T WANT IT????

BITCH GO HOME. you can't sow oats with me I DON'T WANT YOUR FLOWER I'M NOT INTO PEOPLE WHO WEAR OVERALLS BETTER THAN ME

[surroundedbyfreaks]

Yeah, gonna need you to fill in some blanks, babe.
Cause you just dis-thefuck-appeared on us over a week ago now???

[ninetyoneone]

girl we're way beyond bears this bitch won't stop trying to make me accept a flower

I'M NAKED THIS HAS IMPLICATIONS YOU DON'T WANT

COPS PLEASE

I had to

[ninetyoneone]

YOU TELL ME?????


DOES NICK NOT GAY

...

I'm leaving it. I don't fucking care. Autocorrect is wild fuck me

[ninetyoneone]

I don't know

I DON'T KNOW 😔😭☠️😮‍💨☠️

[gloomyweather]

Just take it. Throw it in the river or something when they leave idk

Still don't think they can hear your texts though

You alright aside from the naked and the farmer? Do I need to stop and get idk, bandages or anything? You sort of... exploded. Lotta blood up by the lake right now. Fuck I'm glad youre ok though.

[ninetyoneone]

NO I CAN'T SET A PRECEDENT I'M CALLING THE MAYOR


I'm okay but I stepped in the river by accident 😭

What is happening I am tired 😩

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[naturedoesthangs]

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[gloomyweather]

Lewis won't do shit. He loves the farmer for some reason.

Do you know of anything that takes the sting out?

Well, the good news is I talked to your friends so I know what's going on now.

[ninetyoneone]

what does this mean

I don't have one fear it's MANY FEAR

[surroundedbyfreaks]

I'm gonna find someone to put a goddamn gps tracker in your arm, I SWEAR TO GOD, DYLAN!

[naturedoesthangs]

where

[surroundedbyfreaks]

Are we?
Are we way beyond bears, Dylan?
Because New Boy text me FREAKING OUT last night when you fucking exploded on him.

Who is giving your naked ass flowers at this time of day????