Weird. Can't even type the name of where I work??? ANYWAY.
Who else has ghosts at their place of employment? Are they malevolent or benign? We've got The Bathroom Cowbow here. Never see him unless you're the only one in there, and you never know how dressed he's gonna be. Didn't love it when he appeared in assless chaps?????? Fuckin' weird.
Says some weird shit sometimes, but I don't think it means anything.
I did! Or at least TRIED. It got weirdly garbled somehow? Oh well. It’s honestly the least surprising thing that could happen.
Jerry, is this you? I swear to The Dark God using Rosa as a vessel, I— Okay no that threat ends there. I ran out of steam, I’m tired, man. Better not be Jerry.
That sounds like a profoundly unpleasant experience I would never like to partake in.
You know, that would make sense, given the rest of my life. Sounds like you’ve got a lot of familiarity with weird shit. You ever seen a contained area, like say… a shitty gas station at the edge of a small town, just suddenly lose all of its gravity for a few hours?
Hey, don’t let me stop you. Sleeping with the Bathroom Cowboy isn’t on the list of things I’d like to do, but it does sound like my best friend. So it was worth the ask.
Why would you want to find that? I don’t want any of the weird shit that happens to me to, well, happen, but it hasn’t stopped anything yet.
That’s fair. He’d still probably hit on you, he has… absolutely no shame. Not even a drop. He is awe-inspiring with how non-existent his shame is.
Not a kid. But I get that a lot. Depends on what we’re exploring. A cave, sure. The depths of the ocean? No, thanks, they keep finding weirder and weirder shit down there and I feel safer on land where I can deny those things exist. “If I don’t perceive it, it isn’t there” is one of my favorite games.
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unhingedchaos2025-08-28 05:37 pm
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Who else has ghosts at their place of employment? Are they malevolent or benign? We've got The Bathroom Cowbow here. Never see him unless you're the only one in there, and you never know how dressed he's gonna be. Didn't love it when he appeared in assless chaps?????? Fuckin' weird.
Says some weird shit sometimes, but I don't think it means anything.
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Don't let him fuck you, first off. I know it's tempting, the assless chaps get me every time, too. We're not judging you.
Just worried about ectoplasm all up in your guts.
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Jerry, is this you? I swear to The Dark God using Rosa as a vessel, I— Okay no that threat ends there. I ran out of steam, I’m tired, man. Better not be Jerry.
That sounds like a profoundly unpleasant experience I would never like to partake in.
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Been called a lot of things, but Jerry is new. Kind of like it. Think it I styled a mullet, it would work out? Get the vibe going here.
Well, that says everything about you.
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Hey, don’t let me stop you. Sleeping with the Bathroom Cowboy isn’t on the list of things I’d like to do, but it does sound like my best friend. So it was worth the ask.
Does it??? Really???? I don’t think so!
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Oh sweetheart, no. He's got too much of an outtie for this girl. Not something I'm looking to take.
More of a general thing. Metaphorical, kid. You have to be willing to explore.
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That’s fair. He’d still probably hit on you, he has… absolutely no shame. Not even a drop. He is awe-inspiring with how non-existent his shame is.
Not a kid. But I get that a lot.
Depends on what we’re exploring. A cave, sure. The depths of the ocean? No, thanks, they keep finding weirder and weirder shit down there and I feel safer on land where I can deny those things exist. “If I don’t perceive it, it isn’t there” is one of my favorite games.