Dylan (owner): mooncriminal Nick (admin): complexpeculiarities Mike (lying low but occasionally a clown, sticks to the Rat Mythology board): bitchplease Laura & Ryan: (permanently banned)
Mike: (mod, what the fuck why he doesn't understand he's been nothing but a menace) Jacob: (literally doesn't know he has an account. LITERALLY DOESN'T KNOW NOBODY TOLD HIM): selfcleanabs
Weird. Can't even type the name of where I work??? ANYWAY.
Who else has ghosts at their place of employment? Are they malevolent or benign? We've got The Bathroom Cowbow here. Never see him unless you're the only one in there, and you never know how dressed he's gonna be. Didn't love it when he appeared in assless chaps?????? Fuckin' weird.
Says some weird shit sometimes, but I don't think it means anything.
I did! Or at least TRIED. It got weirdly garbled somehow? Oh well. It’s honestly the least surprising thing that could happen.
Jerry, is this you? I swear to The Dark God using Rosa as a vessel, I— Okay no that threat ends there. I ran out of steam, I’m tired, man. Better not be Jerry.
That sounds like a profoundly unpleasant experience I would never like to partake in.
You know, that would make sense, given the rest of my life. Sounds like you’ve got a lot of familiarity with weird shit. You ever seen a contained area, like say… a shitty gas station at the edge of a small town, just suddenly lose all of its gravity for a few hours?
Hey, don’t let me stop you. Sleeping with the Bathroom Cowboy isn’t on the list of things I’d like to do, but it does sound like my best friend. So it was worth the ask.
Why would you want to find that? I don’t want any of the weird shit that happens to me to, well, happen, but it hasn’t stopped anything yet.
That’s fair. He’d still probably hit on you, he has… absolutely no shame. Not even a drop. He is awe-inspiring with how non-existent his shame is.
Not a kid. But I get that a lot. Depends on what we’re exploring. A cave, sure. The depths of the ocean? No, thanks, they keep finding weirder and weirder shit down there and I feel safer on land where I can deny those things exist. “If I don’t perceive it, it isn’t there” is one of my favorite games.
Cambridge Military Hospital; cw: blood, ghosts, violence, degloving, self-injury
[The above link goes to a video on a YouTube channel called GhostHuntUK. The video is pretty standard ghost-hunting investigatory stuff at first. Melanie and Andy explain this is their last chance to get their shot here before the hospital is torn down.
CUT TO:
Inside the hospital's children’s ward, over a mural of Winnie the Pooh, the words: “Silk will not stitch the butcher’s meat” have been painted in hasty scrawl with black spraypaint.
CUT TO:
A dark hallway, lit only from the nightvision on the camera. Hushed, indistinct whispers; the voice is desperate as the camera
PANS TO:
A short woman and a shadowy figure. The woman is the moving her hands wildly and the words "trespass" and "unintended" and quick "sorry"'s are all that is heard clearly.
Suddenly, the woman FLIES across the room, as if thrown by some invisible force. She cracks her head on a wall. There is blood smeared on the wall as she slides down to the ground. The shadowy figure moves in the shadows, but still can't be seen clearly.
The woman removes her jacket, and something is clearly wrong with her left arm; it hangs strangely at her side. She proceeds to peel the skin off her arm, and the sound is distinct and jarring. She stretches the skin, slips it back over her hand, pulls it tight, and slowly, deliberately, staples her skin back into place.
BLACK SCREEN]
So, yeah... I think that pretty much explains it all on its own, I think...
Uhhh pretty much what it says on the tin. Anyone ever noticed anything weird about their lawn gnomes? We sell some at my job, and they're just kinda...funky little guys, you know? Always up to shit when you're not looking and the like.
The ones with green hats bite, actually sent a co-worker of mine to Urgent Care once.
Hey, guys. Found the right spot in the station to get a little internet today. Not much to report so far? Pretty boring, for the most part.
If you're close enough to catch the radio signal, hey, how ya doin'? Call us and make a request. For the love of god, give me something to do!
Anyway... my name's Evelyn (I'm not as old as my name makes me sound, I swear) and I can't believe I'm back in this shithole town. Come keep me entertained while I try not to fall asleep tonight?
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👻 💀🪦 Ghosts, Ghouls, Spirits, & Poltergeists, OH MY! 👻 💀🪦
Bathroom Cowboy at u̶̝̎n̵̙̍k̴̞̀ņ̸̀o̵̢͘w̷̗̎n̸̬̉ ̴͇̾e̷͇͆ȑ̵̬r̸͈̆o̶
Who else has ghosts at their place of employment? Are they malevolent or benign? We've got The Bathroom Cowbow here. Never see him unless you're the only one in there, and you never know how dressed he's gonna be. Didn't love it when he appeared in assless chaps?????? Fuckin' weird.
Says some weird shit sometimes, but I don't think it means anything.
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Don't let him fuck you, first off. I know it's tempting, the assless chaps get me every time, too. We're not judging you.
Just worried about ectoplasm all up in your guts.
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Jerry, is this you? I swear to The Dark God using Rosa as a vessel, I— Okay no that threat ends there. I ran out of steam, I’m tired, man. Better not be Jerry.
That sounds like a profoundly unpleasant experience I would never like to partake in.
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Been called a lot of things, but Jerry is new. Kind of like it. Think it I styled a mullet, it would work out? Get the vibe going here.
Well, that says everything about you.
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Hey, don’t let me stop you. Sleeping with the Bathroom Cowboy isn’t on the list of things I’d like to do, but it does sound like my best friend. So it was worth the ask.
Does it??? Really???? I don’t think so!
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Oh sweetheart, no. He's got too much of an outtie for this girl. Not something I'm looking to take.
More of a general thing. Metaphorical, kid. You have to be willing to explore.
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That’s fair. He’d still probably hit on you, he has… absolutely no shame. Not even a drop. He is awe-inspiring with how non-existent his shame is.
Not a kid. But I get that a lot.
Depends on what we’re exploring. A cave, sure. The depths of the ocean? No, thanks, they keep finding weirder and weirder shit down there and I feel safer on land where I can deny those things exist. “If I don’t perceive it, it isn’t there” is one of my favorite games.
Cambridge Military Hospital; cw: blood, ghosts, violence, degloving, self-injury
So, yeah... I think that pretty much explains it all on its own, I think...
🐺🌕 Lycanthropes & Other Shapeshifters 🐺🌕
✨🪽 Fae, Elves, Pixies, & Other Mischief Makers ✨🪽
🌷 Gnomes, Goblins, Dwarves & Trolls 🌷
Mysteriously Duplicating Lawn Gnomes?
The ones with green hats bite, actually sent a co-worker of mine to Urgent Care once.
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Baby doll
No
Don't let the biting lawn gnome touch you. I don't care what kinks you have, it's just not DONE.
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Do you know anything about them or... are they just weird lil dudes I should leave alone?
Did I mention they're multiplying?????
🐠🧜🏼♀️ Mermaids, Sirens, & Their Cousins 🐠🧜🏼♀️
🗼🌲 Pinehaven 🗼🌲
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New job, new me?
If you're close enough to catch the radio signal, hey, how ya doin'? Call us and make a request. For the love of god, give me something to do!
Anyway... my name's Evelyn (I'm not as old as my name makes me sound, I swear) and I can't believe I'm back in this shithole town. Come keep me entertained while I try not to fall asleep tonight?
~EFM~