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unhingedchaos2025-08-24 02:04 am
ninetyoneone) wrote in unhingedchaos2025-08-24 02:04 am
Texts w/Dylan
Don't be a freak because this wolf's a freak, there's room for only ONE freak 🤷♂️
SOS BULLSHIT GOING DOWN
please report in bigger bullshit to make me FORGET
Ps: do u think I have ADHD, again report back
Pps: will you kill me if I accidentally started kind of dating your childhood friend without asking you also report back
Ppps: actually never mind I'm stopping before you say I answered the first question. REPORT BACK, GIRL
please report in bigger bullshit to make me FORGET
Ps: do u think I have ADHD, again report back
Pps: will you kill me if I accidentally started kind of dating your childhood friend without asking you also report back
Ppps: actually never mind I'm stopping before you say I answered the first question. REPORT BACK, GIRL
Edited 2025-08-24 08:12 (UTC)
i only have 3 icons rn we'll deal with that later lmfao
surroundedbyfreaks
2025-08-24 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
Christ on a fucking cracker, Dylan.
What the fuck?
1. What bullshit is going down? Explain.
2. I dunno. Probably? Is that really at the top of your list of recent concerns?
3. No, but I might have to smack him for not telling me??? Rude. I'm not supposed to be left out of the significant development gossip vine.
What the fuck?
1. What bullshit is going down? Explain.
2. I dunno. Probably? Is that really at the top of your list of recent concerns?
3. No, but I might have to smack him for not telling me??? Rude. I'm not supposed to be left out of the significant development gossip vine.
I don't think Christ is fucking people on crackers but idk I'm atheist
1: DID YOU KNOW ABOUT RYAN AND LAURA LIKE AM I THE LAST TO KNOW THIS BULLSHIT
2: yes??? YES PROBABLY ACTUALLY?????????
3: you're the first I'm telling who I actually chose to tell and it didn't fucking slip out
1: DID YOU KNOW ABOUT RYAN AND LAURA LIKE AM I THE LAST TO KNOW THIS BULLSHIT
2: yes??? YES PROBABLY ACTUALLY?????????
3: you're the first I'm telling who I actually chose to tell and it didn't fucking slip out
That is such a weird way to read that sentence.
You're weird, Dylan.
1. Wait. WHAT?! NO! SINCE WHEN?!
2. Ohmygod it's not that big a deal.
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...do you want me make a list of psychs for you to call?
I'll take the research out of the equation for you if that's going to help or whatever.
3. Aww, Dylan... that's so sweet.
Ew.
Don't make me act like a girl.
You're weird, Dylan.
1. Wait. WHAT?! NO! SINCE WHEN?!
2. Ohmygod it's not that big a deal.
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...do you want me make a list of psychs for you to call?
I'll take the research out of the equation for you if that's going to help or whatever.
3. Aww, Dylan... that's so sweet.
Ew.
Don't make me act like a girl.
Ofc I'm weird you know it's why you luv me
1: since... camp apparently... Like no two years ago. What the hell man
2: uhh yeah but maybe about more than that
Idk
3: look it could have as easily been Nick but it's not so be cool
1: since... camp apparently... Like no two years ago. What the hell man
2: uhh yeah but maybe about more than that
Idk
3: look it could have as easily been Nick but it's not so be cool
Well, no shit.
But I'm still gonna call you out about it sometimes.
1. Well... that fucking sucks.
2 yrs???
2. What do you mean? Use your words, dillhole.
3. I'm cool. I'm always cool. A a cucumber, okay? Don't worry about me and my cool.
But I'm still gonna call you out about it sometimes.
1. Well... that fucking sucks.
2 yrs???
2. What do you mean? Use your words, dillhole.
3. I'm cool. I'm always cool. A a cucumber, okay? Don't worry about me and my cool.
Can you call Ryan out because YEAH TWO YEARS why did he even bother with me he had someThing else come on
I mean I think I'm too sad and anxious I don't know it's a PROBLEM
I'm not worried about your cool man
I mean I think I'm too sad and anxious I don't know it's a PROBLEM
I'm not worried about your cool man
I can.
I totally will if you're serious.
I'm not exactly happy, either, but I'm honestly more pissed he would do this to you.
But don't tell me you want me to lay into him and then have regrets...
Oh.
Right.
Yeah, well, we can just tack that on the list of reasons we're looking for them, then.
[Feelings are... hnggghnnn. She can deal with other people's a lot better than her own, though. And Dylan is... Dylan, so... duh she'll help him however she can.]
Good. Cuz you shouldn't be.
I totally will if you're serious.
I'm not exactly happy, either, but I'm honestly more pissed he would do this to you.
But don't tell me you want me to lay into him and then have regrets...
Oh.
Right.
Yeah, well, we can just tack that on the list of reasons we're looking for them, then.
[Feelings are... hnggghnnn. She can deal with other people's a lot better than her own, though. And Dylan is... Dylan, so... duh she'll help him however she can.]
Good. Cuz you shouldn't be.
all my regrets are towards not figuring it out like I feel stupider than stupid
I can tell you what a 3-manifold of comoving space is and if it's gonna be more likely the universe is S³ or D³ and if I wanna calculate if it's got the constant negative curvature like it's fucking hyperbolic but fuck if I understand why ryan did this or why I've been pulling messy shit too
And I feel bad I feel so fucking bad
I haven't talked to Nick since the full moon you know how terrible that is right because I do
You're the only one who knows what we did at camp and why I need him around like
Am I just? Uselessly fucking depressed if I can ignore him
I can tell you what a 3-manifold of comoving space is and if it's gonna be more likely the universe is S³ or D³ and if I wanna calculate if it's got the constant negative curvature like it's fucking hyperbolic but fuck if I understand why ryan did this or why I've been pulling messy shit too
And I feel bad I feel so fucking bad
I haven't talked to Nick since the full moon you know how terrible that is right because I do
You're the only one who knows what we did at camp and why I need him around like
Am I just? Uselessly fucking depressed if I can ignore him
You're not stupid, Dylan.
Except when I tell you you are.
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Seriously... you're not. He's a liar. And a cheater, apparently.
Maybe... it's better you found out now, instead of who knows how much further down the line, you know?
None of it is ideal, because the ideal would be Ryan not being a complete dickwad in this situation, but he failed that pretty spectacularly, didn't he?
Yeah, well, did you think that's because all your science and math works in logic and that's definitely not a trait that Ryan seems to be having a lot of right now?
Because I think that's a pretty important factor, here.
What messy shit?
What haven't you been telling me?
Aww, jeeze, Dyl...
What the hell did I miss?
You're. not. useless. Shut up.
Just shut up with that bullshit okay
It's not true.
It's never been true.
Except when I tell you you are.
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Seriously... you're not. He's a liar. And a cheater, apparently.
Maybe... it's better you found out now, instead of who knows how much further down the line, you know?
None of it is ideal, because the ideal would be Ryan not being a complete dickwad in this situation, but he failed that pretty spectacularly, didn't he?
Yeah, well, did you think that's because all your science and math works in logic and that's definitely not a trait that Ryan seems to be having a lot of right now?
Because I think that's a pretty important factor, here.
What messy shit?
What haven't you been telling me?
Aww, jeeze, Dyl...
What the hell did I miss?
You're. not. useless. Shut up.
Just shut up with that bullshit okay
It's not true.
It's never been true.
Did I tell you the worst thing he did it was almost worse than all this bullshit
How is it not true I don't even have two hands because of it????
Too much bullshit TOO MUCH and I think I'm actually worse than Ryan
How is it not true I don't even have two hands because of it????
Too much bullshit TOO MUCH and I think I'm actually worse than Ryan
God what else can go on top of this shit-sundae?
That's... okay, that was a dumb move, but those were really insane circumstances, and I don't think you get to judge the entirety of your Shrödinger's Stupidity on one (1) insane moment okay.
How tf would you be WORSE?
That's... okay, that was a dumb move, but those were really insane circumstances, and I don't think you get to judge the entirety of your Shrödinger's Stupidity on one (1) insane moment okay.
How tf would you be WORSE?
Okay you know what it's okay forget I said anything
Haha okay I love that but
I'm worse because I actually abandoned someone who needs me ig
Haha okay I love that but
I'm worse because I actually abandoned someone who needs me ig
Uh-uh. Not how this works.
What are you talking about? Dylan for the love of god use your words to give me the whole story. I know you have the words. You have SO MANY words ALL THE TIME.
What are you talking about? Dylan for the love of god use your words to give me the whole story. I know you have the words. You have SO MANY words ALL THE TIME.
You know I'm only still replying because it's you right
I'm this close to pulling shit like I'm outta here
I'm special, I know.
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Seriously, Dylan... talk to me.
If not me, who?
Staying in your own head is just gonna make you spiral and we both know it.
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Seriously, Dylan... talk to me.
If not me, who?
Staying in your own head is just gonna make you spiral and we both know it.
bbg I've been spiralling for weeks
You know how Laura's been like I need to find this unidentified werewolf and teach them a lesson about obeying their alpha like she's fucking nuts
Don't tell her
It's Jake like no? NO? we have to hide this we can't let her
You know how Laura's been like I need to find this unidentified werewolf and teach them a lesson about obeying their alpha like she's fucking nuts
Don't tell her
It's Jake like no? NO? we have to hide this we can't let her
Aaaand you haven't been talking to me about any of it to pull your head out of your ass.
You see the issue?
Yeah, really not a fan.
What?
No, fuck that. She isn't doing shit with Jake.
Not happening on this or any other fucking planet.
So she can just suck it the fuck up. I will fuck her world up if she even TRIES, Dylan, I swear to god.
You see the issue?
Yeah, really not a fan.
What?
No, fuck that. She isn't doing shit with Jake.
Not happening on this or any other fucking planet.
So she can just suck it the fuck up. I will fuck her world up if she even TRIES, Dylan, I swear to god.
look I can't just make you LISTEN to BULLSHIT constantly like it's not cool????
She also wants to kill me! If I didn't say that already! Hahahahaha whoops
Also he uses silver on himself in the full moon so if you don't yell at him I'm gonna
She also wants to kill me! If I didn't say that already! Hahahahaha whoops
Also he uses silver on himself in the full moon so if you don't yell at him I'm gonna
Yes, actually you can. That's how friendship works.
I listen to your bullshit, you listen to mine. It's a trade. It's fine.
Can I just kill her? I feel like this would solve all the problems we currently have that trace back to her.
I'm sorry WHAT
Why is he doing that????
We can tag-team him on that one, jfc, what is he thinking?
I listen to your bullshit, you listen to mine. It's a trade. It's fine.
Can I just kill her? I feel like this would solve all the problems we currently have that trace back to her.
I'm sorry WHAT
Why is he doing that????
We can tag-team him on that one, jfc, what is he thinking?
OK well Nick was a dick on the full moon again and I just
Haven't talked to him idk
You could but. Ryan might be pissed? Also who's the alpha then like how the fuck does it WORK
Probably because he's mad at himself? Like I get it but also N O
Haven't talked to him idk
You could but. Ryan might be pissed? Also who's the alpha then like how the fuck does it WORK
Probably because he's mad at himself? Like I get it but also N O
Nick is always a dick on the full moon.
What did he say that made you ghost him this hard?
IDK if I give a shit about Ryan being pissed right now!
In normal wolf packs, isn't it like... if a beta kills the alpha, they're the new alpha?
....IDK if I want all that BUT it'd be better than kill-happy Laura???
Mad at himself for WHAT.
Fucking hell, how have I missed SO MUCH.
What did he say that made you ghost him this hard?
IDK if I give a shit about Ryan being pissed right now!
In normal wolf packs, isn't it like... if a beta kills the alpha, they're the new alpha?
....IDK if I want all that BUT it'd be better than kill-happy Laura???
Mad at himself for WHAT.
Fucking hell, how have I missed SO MUCH.
Uhh I can show you but you can't get mad like I'm still Kinda Mad
Unless she's like this because of being alpha like I don't want you getting weird??? She seemed fine when we met her right??? Idk
You didn't miss ANYTHING it's been two years and he's still mad at himself for SHIT HE DIDN'T EVEN PREDICT LIKE IT'S NOT LIKE HE COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT FUCKING THE ENGINE WOULD ACTUALLY DO come on
Unless she's like this because of being alpha like I don't want you getting weird??? She seemed fine when we met her right??? Idk
You didn't miss ANYTHING it's been two years and he's still mad at himself for SHIT HE DIDN'T EVEN PREDICT LIKE IT'S NOT LIKE HE COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT FUCKING THE ENGINE WOULD ACTUALLY DO come on
On a scale of 1 to Vengence Demon, how mad do you think I'll be?
IDK it's not like we knew her super well???
But that's a good point... I also don't want to get weird.
Ohmygooood.
He's still beating himself up over that?!?!
I'm gonna kick his ass.
IDK it's not like we knew her super well???
But that's a good point... I also don't want to get weird.
Ohmygooood.
He's still beating himself up over that?!?!
I'm gonna kick his ass.
uhhh
I can't even reread this just
[ You know what? Fine. He sends over screenshots and definitely doesn't read any of them over at all. He's washing his hands of this, whatever happens is going to happen. Fuck. ]
We can look into it because nobody should be walking around scared of dying for existing!!
He is. So he's doing stupid stuff like YEAH I GET THAT I DO STUPID STUFF TOO but c'mon my guy my hopefully non platonic friend
I can't even reread this just
[ You know what? Fine. He sends over screenshots and definitely doesn't read any of them over at all. He's washing his hands of this, whatever happens is going to happen. Fuck. ]
We can look into it because nobody should be walking around scared of dying for existing!!
He is. So he's doing stupid stuff like YEAH I GET THAT I DO STUPID STUFF TOO but c'mon my guy my hopefully non platonic friend
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